Well, at least that is what Cody and I have come to believe.
To explain this, let me explain.
Last week I lost mine and Codys last set of keys. When I say Keys I mean house and Jaguar keys along with golds gym passes and my tanning pass all hooked on one ring. We had another set but I lost those too. I could have sworn I left them at the bank so I called (nope not there). Maybe in my dads truck? (Nope not there either). We were all out of Ideas. We get home and have to call the maintenance man to come unlock our door. Needless to say, we have been leaving our sliding door unlocked having to use that as our front door for the past week and a half. (Yes you can laugh, it is ghetto).
Now here comes the funny part... Today at work near the end of my day I get a crazy hankering for candy. There is ALWAYS sweets at my work! But this week we ran out! I had to dig through every drawer if I was going to find the last of the candy! I open a drawer in the kitchen.... THERE ARE MY KEYS! BAM, it hits me and I have a flashback of why they are there.
On the day my keys went missing Cody happened to call me up and tell me he was going to pick up our house keys and go home... I was off in a half hour, why would you wanna make two trips??? HE INSISTED he was going to come get them anyways. So me being the cunning little brat I am I told him I was going to hide the keys so he wouldn't have to make two trips along with making me wait. WELP, moral to the story is... Cody darling, trying to make two trips is calling for trouble.. I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on you.. I don't want to accept the fact that I am 22 yrs. old and my memory is already taking its tole on me! :)
Dear Alzheimer's, catch me in 20 years and I will gladly welcome you with open arms! :)
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